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Meet the Roosters: Eggbert

Eggbert is the smartest Rooster to be found in Oh Cluck! The debut game from Foolish media LLC

Name: Eggbert (“NERD!!”)
Fighting Style: Krav Ba-Caw

Raised on the mean streets of the chosen ones, Eggbert is no stranger to violence. Being smaller than all the other Roosters meant that Eggbert needed to learn early and often how to protect himself and he set his beautiful mind to the task.

Employing some of Albert Eggstein’s theories, on Chicken Relativity, he knows that E=MC2 really just means that he is easily an equal to any of the other musclebound jerks in the competition.

He welcomes the challenge of competition and was last seen looking for Monster when he showed up in the barnyard of picking a fight with the biggest opponent. We hope he’s OK.

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Meet The Roosters: Monster

Monster, the biggest Rooster you've ever laid eyes on!

Name: Monster
Fighting Style:  Stomping, Smashing, Utter Destruction.

Monster was the littlest chick that had ever been born. Thinking he wasn’t long for this world, the farmer took him to the barn, and started giving him some experimental feed.  A few days later, The barn was leveled, and it took a a small army to contain the… “Little” guy.

I saw Peatah try and whack him with that sign of his once. Poor fool looked like he’d been plucked clean for dinner after the stompin’ Monster gave him.